askendy:

Something for Audex x’3

I’m actually more worried about how he found his way into my apartment.

-Audex

asknyssaandkenzo:

askaudex:

asknyssaandkenzo:

askaudex:

Yes?

-Audex

Nyssa: Teach me! :D

As an infantry unit I’m only authorized to teach you to use a crossbow. But if that’s fine with you…

-Audex

Nyssa: Well alright then, maybe when I’m older I’ll be able to learn the “higher tech” stuff Just making sure I have all the supplies I might need…

Flammable arrows, I suppose you’re into this kind of thing.

Here’s your crossbow. It’s custom made and everything, you’re welcome.

Get used to holding it: Dominant hand should be on the trigger, while you support the upper half of the crossbow with your other hand.

Got it? Good, let’s go to the firing range.

You’ll be earning your stripes today, Cadet Nyssa.

-Audex

asknyssaandkenzo:

askaudex:

Yes?

-Audex

Nyssa: Teach me! :D

As an infantry unit I’m only authorized to teach you to use a crossbow. But if that’s fine with you…

-Audex

Yes?

-Audex

I remember that first day, “what is an enderman doing here”? I got to skip underwater battle tactics, for obvious reasons.

-Audex

Apologies for my long leave, I didn’t think tundra biome training would take that long. But I’m back. Let the answers roll.

-Audex

[AN: A quick tidbit while you’re waiting, Audex has a half-Russian accent. The other half I don’t know.]

winsorenderman:

askthelessy:

Happy Holidays everyone :3

((I drawed every single one separated :3))

Well this is nice and all

… but why am I being stared

You have no idea why?

Good for you.

-Audex

Surely the hugs are alright, but it’s rather strange with all the, eh, romance with the other endermen. I haven’t even met another enderman in person for the past two years, I don’t know about this whole eye-contact thing.

-Audex

This is weird

There are people

Who WANT to hug me

This hasn’t happened before

Not even going door-to-door as a deliveryman

I don’t know how to react

I’ll just

Arm myself and lock the door

-Audex